Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
HILARIOUS EVERY TIME
Okay, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme of my blog, as if my blog really has a theme, but this is just too hilarious not to reblog.
Dun dun dun.
I dunno if finding me intimidating or too flawless is a good enough reason because every time someone even replies to my threads I just
The KING OF WAKANDA everyone!
“Kya and Katara - First Waterbending Lesson” by Sasha Palacio
#you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy
worstof Lucifer (according to me)- For mrseamonstur
The ones marked “R” were referenced. That firebender girl belongs to me; Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami belongs to Bryan & Mike!
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