pantheraj asked: [Text] In France. Have found a push-up bra that looks like armour and lacy knickers that give tail-room. Interested?

pantheraj:

captainlupin:

pantheraj:

captainlupin:

[text] Wait, what colour?

[text] …nvm. I think I might need that armour.

[text] I don’t think colour is going to be an issue. XD

[Text] Sending pics.

[Text pics]

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[text] …I have a mighty need

[text] Yes please

[text] I think I will enjoy teasing a certain wolf man with those

[Text] You can’t seeeee me but I’m grinning.

[Text] Send me a PO box or something for delivery ;)

[text] Ha! I’m sure! [text] And I sent it to your email, just in case you ever needed it again

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ


I’m actually somewhat eager for this movie but at the same time, after Michael Crichton died, I felt it was a sign to stop fucking with his stuff. Because the third one was horrible and my inner amateur-paleontologist was frothing and screaming at all the inaccuracies and demanding proper retribution for its gross display.…but Chris Pratt might make it all better this time around. *hopeshopeshopes*

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

I’m actually somewhat eager for this movie but at the same time, after Michael Crichton died, I felt it was a sign to stop fucking with his stuff. Because the third one was horrible and my inner amateur-paleontologist was frothing and screaming at all the inaccuracies and demanding proper retribution for its gross display.

…but Chris Pratt might make it all better this time around. *hopeshopeshopes*

pantheraj asked: [Text] In France. Have found a push-up bra that looks like armour and lacy knickers that give tail-room. Interested?

pantheraj:

captainlupin:

[text] Wait, what colour?

[text] …nvm. I think I might need that armour.

[text] I don’t think colour is going to be an issue. XD

[Text] Sending pics.

[Text pics]

[text] …I have a mighty need

[text] Yes please

[text] I think I will to enjoy teasing a certain wolf man with those

angrynerdyblogger:

Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.

Anonymous asked: [Zingari]"It's because I fucking love you!"[you knew it was going to happen]

“Well, I already know that!” She felt her face going beet red and whatever she had lined up next deflated alongside the bluster she’d built up, her shoulders hiking up defensively and muttered with a slight pout, “Goddammit, Alastor. I hate when you use that against me. That ain’t exactly a proper defense to all arguments, ya know…”

pantheraj asked: [Text] In France. Have found a push-up bra that looks like armour and lacy knickers that give tail-room. Interested?

[text] Wait, what colour?

[text] …nvm. I think I might need that armour.

[text] I don’t think colour is going to be an issue. XD

Send “It’s because I fucking love you!” for my character’s reaction.
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